How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Anonagon.