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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine