What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.