Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Well, not all of them.
Both of them.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Bingo!
If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
He nuts and bolts.
To get to the second hand shop.
Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
The more you twist them the harder they get.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.