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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change??

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.