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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

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What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.