How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.