How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal