How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!