How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?