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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?