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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.