How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.