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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.