What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.