What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.