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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.