Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.