Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.