Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.