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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!