Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.