The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
To be on the safe side!
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
He had a loco motive.
Because I saw so.
The sky's the limit for you".
A Van De Graaff.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Canon open the door then
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank