The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
To be on the safe side!
Grand Theft Gelato
A bread-stick-em-up!
Plenty of room!
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
He was too open-minded.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
Because they got Chewbacca
A Kylo Ren Book
Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
We're Snowden!
It wears an aqua-fur.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
