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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active French armed forces.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.