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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.