What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.