How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"