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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

This subreddit mods

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

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Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Navy Seal Jokes More Navy Seal Jokes

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

They'll tell you in their novel.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.