How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

They'll tell you in their novel.