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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Navy Seal Jokes More Navy Seal Jokes

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

They'll tell you in their novel.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.