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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Navy Seal Jokes More Navy Seal Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

They'll tell you in their novel.