How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"