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What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Cigar Jokes More Cigar Jokes

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.