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What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...