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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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What's the most popular religion for addicts?

The Crystal Methodists

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!