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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

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Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!