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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!