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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.