Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes