Because they'll crack up anyways
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Check their jeans.
One they've never herbivore.
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Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
