Because they'll crack up anyways
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Because he was in Da-Nile
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
None. It fell down the stairs.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
Nothing, you already told her once.
With a low "ha"
I'll show myself out.
Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.