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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

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How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways