What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.