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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.