Addadictomy.
So men can remember them.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
Because they spend too much time changing.
Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
As long as she is unmarried.
A Sturgeon!
The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."