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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze