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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze