What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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