What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.