Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Because there's no Stalin.
To get to the other side.
Nothing.
Hypothermia.
He was having a mid-life crisis.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Because 7 ate 9 out
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
With a Pao Wow.
By putting flowers on the grave
Pigs don't have red noses.
This one will sleigh you!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Genuwine.
