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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

7th Jokes More 7th Jokes

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Sleigh Jokes More Sleigh Jokes

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

January Jokes More January Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.