Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
They Russian. I'll also see myself out.
They're Putin up with it.
Hypothermia.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Chubby 7th grade girls!
The 7th German Panzer Division
They cause too much brain damage.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
A Jolly Rancher.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
By putting flowers on the grave
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
He "sleighs" them.
Getting sleighed.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!
