Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

7th Jokes More 7th Jokes

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

Sleigh Jokes More Sleigh Jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

January Jokes More January Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.