Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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A Moscow

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You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

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To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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They all can! Houses can't jump!

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

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Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

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With a search party.

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This one will sleigh you!

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Sleighs 'em

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.