Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Mas cow.

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Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Sleigh-er

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Pigs don't have red noses.

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Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.