What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!