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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!