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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.