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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.