Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why was the smurf's hat blue?

Cus it was sad.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.