Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

Cus he was too far out, man

Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...