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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"