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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

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What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"