What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"