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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

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What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0