How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0