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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.