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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.