Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.