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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.