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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0