What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!