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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.