What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like?

They 'turnip' their noses.