What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.