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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

August Jokes More August Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.