Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

August Jokes More August Jokes

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.