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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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