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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"