What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

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What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."