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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.