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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe