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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How about her mom?

Has she said anything

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A superior being.

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe