What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!