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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!