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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes