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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...