What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.