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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say?

I wub you

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...