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Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.