Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.