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Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.