Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the United States next year!

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*