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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.