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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.