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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.