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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.