What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first?

So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler