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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.