What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft