What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

What do you call a weak cup of tea?

Subtlety.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft