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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.