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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Who's there! Army Ant! Army Ant who?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft