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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.