What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Because he has no proper tea!

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Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.