What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend