What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach