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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

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What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.