A couple of weeks
Banana is yellow,dynamite is red
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Parents.
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Mourning wood!