What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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Give her a couple of test tickles...

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.