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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.