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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

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Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs