What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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To not wake the audience.

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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Mourning, everybody!

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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