What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.