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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.