What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood