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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood