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Necrophiliac Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me