Necrophiliac Jokes

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me