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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.