What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

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What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood