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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

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What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks