Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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He was shocked.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

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