Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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A Dell

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Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

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What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.