Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What does dark humor have in common with food?

Not everyone gets it.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.