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Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

Lickalottapus Jokes More Lickalottapus Jokes

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.