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Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

Big Bill Jokes More Big Bill Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.