Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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I view it in HD.

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1080p

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Her food is potion-controlled.

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Curried.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill