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Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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A Lickalottapus

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A lickalottapus.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.