Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
A dead bullfrog.
Theft
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
A Two Pack
Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
The slide into poverty.
Because inertia is a property of matter.
More kids tripping in lab coats
