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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day