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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

File Jokes More File Jokes

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"