What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

File Jokes More File Jokes

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"