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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

File Jokes More File Jokes

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.