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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

File Jokes More File Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"