What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".