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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

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What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.