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Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

Audi O Jokes More Audi O Jokes

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios