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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Lab Coat Jokes More Lab Coat Jokes

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat