Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
Banned from
He was relieved of doodie.
Wanna go swimming?
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
His Dookie Houser
Flush the toilet.
Sorry, I just needed to vent
A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"
Six more weeks of bad hockey!
Tim Tebow
A cinemon
