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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A humdred!

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon