Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.